About Me
A very young Mr. Garcia

Back when Mr. Garcia was (sorta) cute. Those days are long gone.

About Mr. Garcia

It all began in 1978 when an infant with the beauty reserved for princes and kings was born, though some would have you believe that beauty was more akin to the backside of a smelly, unkempt Gorilla. That one is debatable, but what isn't debatable is Mr. Garcia's love of cheeseburgers. Yes, Mr. Garcia came to love eating cheeseburgers. Whether from Johnny Rocket's or Fatburger, he loved eating his cheeseburgers. And that's the tale of Mr. Garcia and his fondness of cheeseburgers.


University of California at Santa Barbara: B.A.
Cal State Los Angeles: Teaching Credential